It's a long story (read the whole thing at the Miami Herald), but here's the interesting/weird/WTF part... a city official from Florida was pulled over and didn't want his meth pipe to be discovered, so he put it in his a$$. Right on up there. Yep, he did.


Obviously NOT the best hiding place, since we all know about it. This is the man himself, 45-year-old Carlos Lopez.