We can't make this stuff up.  A drunk woman on a flight from Tunisia to Scotland became disruptive when she apparently wanted a cigarette.  When her demands for a parachute were not met, she reportedly turned on the flight crew, throwing food at them and eventually tried to hit them with her prosthetic leg.  The plane was diverted to London's Gastwick Airport where she was taken into custody by police.  Here's the kicker (yes pun was intended...) As she was being taken off the plane the remaining passengers began singing the Hokey Pokey.  <SOURCE>