CUSSING IN CHURCH! (with apologies to my Church Going Friends)

posted by Conrad - 

CUSSING IN CHURCH! (with apologies to my Church Going Friends_

A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the

secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have

misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this

church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest's study to

 Inform him of her situation.

The priest agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that

foul language.  They both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer,

"Sir,  what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 20 million

dollars in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get

rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the priest. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?

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