She Asked Her Kids To Use The Word Fascinate. Johnny's Response.

A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Martha said, “My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”

Sarita raised her hand. She said, “My family went to the Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals.”

“That’s good, too,” said the teacher, “but I really wanted you to use the word fascinate.”

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The  teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for his bad language, but  surely he couldn’t damage a world like “fascinate,” so she called on  him.

Johnny said proudly, “My aunt has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”

The teacher sat down and cried.

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