The list, found in a traded in car in 2017, was shared on social media by Twitter user @kkeyes96. And people were so baffled slash appalled by it he had to delete the tweet after almost 16,000 likes and over 5,000 retweets because his Twitter was blowing up with people thinking the girlfriend was his.
Once you see the list, you will understand all of that.
Ready? Here’s her list, complete with spelling errors…