A 45-year-old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.
While she was in surgery she had a supernatural, near-death experience.
She met God and asked him: "Has my time come?"
"No," he answered, "you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 more days to live."
After she recovered, the woman decided to stay at the hospital and do some plastic surgery on her face, a liposuction, breast enlargement and abdominal fat removal. She also called a hair stylist to change her hairstyle and an orthodontist to perform a 'teeth lifting.' She figured, if she had so much time in front of her, she should live in the best way possible.
Not until she had recovered from her last surgery did she leave the hospital, wearing a new dress with matching heels.
She went to cross the street... and was run over by an ambulance.
While crossing the gates to heaven, she reached God. "You told me I had 43 more years! Why didn’t you save me from the ambulance?" she demanded.
And he answered: "I didn’t recognize you."
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