1. 21-Year-Old Woman and 63-Year-Old “Photographer” Arrested for Taking Nude Photos at Strip Mall
2. Guy Steals $250K and Viagra From Strip Club Safe
Might as well take the Viagra.
3. A Woman Destroys Her Boyfriend's Truck After He Calls Her Fat
A woman in Florida was drinking with her boyfriend on Saturday when he called her FAT. She proceeded to destroy his truck with a tire iron, and she was arrested for criminal mischief.
4. A Woman Stabs Her Boyfriend Over How to Cook Their Easter Ham
A woman in Pennsylvania got into an argument with her boyfriend on Saturday over how to cook their Easter ham, and she wound up STABBING him in the hand. She was arrested for felony assault.
5. A Guy Abandoned His Nine-Year-Old Nephew at a Movie to Go Do Drugs
A 29-year-old guy in Vermont took his nine-year-old nephew to a movie on Sunday. Then he left him alone and went to another theater to do a bunch of HEROIN. Someone called the cops, and they found him passed out with his feet up on a chair. He's facing charges for possession of heroin and cruelty to a child.