1. Sheriff Admits to Having Threesome With Two Female Inmates, in a Trailer!
You have the right to remain in this gross, vacant trailer.
2. This Hot Girl Smashed a Car With A Baseball Bat and Of Course It Deserves a Mention
Inspired by Carrie Underwood!?
3. A woman got arrested in California on Saturday for doing whip-its while police officers were questioning her about a gun in her car.
She was in the parking lot of a hospital, and officers responded to a call about a woman sitting in a car with a handgun. And while she was talking to them, she just took out a can and started taking nitrous to the head.
4. A Guy Runs Back Into a Burning Building to Save His Beer
A 56-year-old guy in South Dakota got arrested on Sunday after he disobeyed firefighters, and ran back into his burning apartment building to save two cans of BEER. Specifically, Bud Ice Premium.
5. A Burglar Trashes a Store Trying to Leave Through the Ceiling, Then Finds the Exit Door
A burglar broke into a store in New Orleans last week by busting through the ceiling . . . but then he got so focused on getting out he didn't steal anything. After he spent three minutes trashing the store trying to get out through the ceiling, he realized there was a door and he ran out. The cops are trying to track him down.
6. A Guy Groped a Waitress at His Grandfather's Wake
A guy in England was at his grandfather's WAKE last month and groped one of the waitresses. He just pleaded guilty to sexual assault and got a suspended sentence, rehab, and community service.