You guys I'm the biggest dummy ever. Like honestly I'm surprised I've lived to 25.
Yesterday I just found out......
I've never graduated college, because I'm too dumb to know to apply for graduation.
I just thought that when you were done with everything they would just mail you the diploma and that was that.
So it turns out I'm still a college student.
So I'm still cool with the kids.
Best part? Dad is now mocking me for taking 8 years to graduate from college, and refuses to throw me a graduation party. Which is stupid because I've earned it!